Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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