adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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