In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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