She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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