Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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