so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
They are going to name an STD after you.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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