Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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