would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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