yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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