He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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