Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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