I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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