I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no. you can't hotbox the world.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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