That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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