just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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