my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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