God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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