Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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