My sheets look like a crime scene.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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