How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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