I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
If I die, sorry about rent.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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