What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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