Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We are two peas in an std pod
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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