So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
that may or may not have been my penis.
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