BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just found puke in my bra..
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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