what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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