Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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