I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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