I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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