It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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