And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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