I don't think brook has ever known best
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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