have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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