It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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