So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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