Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
