Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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