What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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