D3 body, D1 cock
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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