4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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