just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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