I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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