Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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