there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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