I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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