i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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