she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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