Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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