If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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