ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I supernannyed him into submission
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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