dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
dude. I can hear the air.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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