you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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