Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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